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Postby Part Time Hunter » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:15 am

I was talking to a little girl, I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be President!" Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there. So then I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."

Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few seconds. While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me.
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Re: Funny

Postby gtk » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:21 am

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Re: Funny

Postby brewer03 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:04 am

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Re: Funny

Postby screenshot » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:48 am

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Re: Funny

Postby BIGERN76 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:43 pm

I don't care who you are. That right there is Funny!
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Re: Funny

Postby bigjohn » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:17 pm

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Re: Funny

Postby jv » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:21 pm

:rotflol: :rotflol: Man that a good one
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Re: Funny

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Re: Funny

Postby Woodwalker » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:34 pm

Good Stuff.
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Re: Funny

Postby WGbuckfever » Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:40 am

:rotflol: THATS GOOD :!:
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