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**FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY

Postby BigRic » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:21 pm

I bought a new** **FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.



The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and
if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some ******** ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid
them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by
Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
Damn, I LOVE this truck! :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: **FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY

Postby bigjohn » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:23 pm

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: **FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY

Postby jv » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:30 pm

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: Man thats a goodun right thar
RESPECT THE LAND AS WELL AS THE GAME YOU HUNT

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Re: **FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY

Postby iveygun3 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:35 pm

If it would have been an HD, You could have taken out a couple of Obama voters and been on your way. Funny Hahahhahahhahahha.
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Re: **FORD** **SUPER** **DUTY

Postby Woodwalker » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:42 pm

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