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Postby BigRic » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:32 pm

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

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Re: bulls

Postby Rube » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:53 pm

:shock: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: bulls

Postby jbullard1 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:01 pm

You should have know better than to say that :W:
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Re: bulls

Postby mikybigbuck » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:01 pm

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:

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Re: bulls

Postby screenshot » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:21 pm

:shock: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: bulls

Postby Woodwalker » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:39 pm

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: bulls

Postby Part Time Hunter » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:25 am

good one
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Re: bulls

Postby razrback » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:24 am

When my little brother was in kindergarden about 5 years old they went on a field trip to the state fair and live stock show. At supper my dad asked him what kind of animals he saw and my little brother replied "We seen a bull.". My dad asked him how did he know it was a bull. My dad asked if he seen the bull's pecker. Without skipping a beat my little brother said "YEAh, It had four of them!" :shock:

We laughed so hard, anyway that joke reminded me of that.
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Re: bulls

Postby Part Time Hunter » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:38 am

razrback wrote:When my little brother was in kindergarden about 5 years old they went on a field trip to the state fair and live stock show. At supper my dad asked him what kind of animals he saw and my little brother replied "We seen a bull.". My dad asked him how did he know it was a bull. My dad asked if he seen the bull's pecker. Without skipping a beat my little brother said "YEAh, It had four of them!" :shock:

We laughed so hard, anyway that joke reminded me of that.


I would imagine that is a hard statement to live down.
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Re: bulls

Postby BIGERN76 » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:24 pm

gudun!!! :rotflol: :rotflol:
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Re: bulls

Postby oldwelder » Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:45 pm

:) very good ones
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