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QSMA?

Postby jbullard1 » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:10 pm

Since Bullie is totally in charge or this forum just behind GTK and BWM and of course JB1 :2TU:
I feel "The Forum" needs the rules on scoring a potential record book making Skwerill
Sure would be sad to eat the #2 B&S rat
Mr Bullie Sir:
Could you fill us in on the official scoring method??
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Re: QSMA?

Postby EddyBo » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:20 pm

I think you have to buy Bullie's book to get them. Being a squirrel scorer is a pretty lucrative business. I do not think they want to allow just anybody access to the business. Until they get sued for creating a monopoly all the would be squirrel scorers have only one avenue into the biz......they have to become a Bullie apprentice. After Bullie fully brainwashes them and makes sure his control is total, he sends them out int he world to make their fortunes. I tried but got kicked out during boot camp. A real shame too cause I think I would have excelled at the 128 semester hours of course credit necessary. The campus at Squirrel U. is pretty impressive. I think in a few years they may even field a college football team. I really do not think it is a good idea considering the average age of enrolling freshmen is 62.
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Re: QSMA?

Postby Bullie » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:11 pm

Eddybo is making the course of study to become a squirrel scorer seem overly hard, but I have never had anyone finish the necessary training and become a full fledged B&S scorer. Sadly, I am the the only legitimate squirrel scorer.
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Re: QSMA?

Postby EddyBo » Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:24 pm

Overly hard? You have to score 99 percentile on the national QSMA board exams to even be considered for internship. I do not know how you came up with that standardized test, but I am telling you it is culturally biased. A hunter from the south part of the state does not stand a chance.
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Re: QSMA?

Postby Bullie » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:05 am

Eddybo, if a prospective scorer considers a slight relocation a barrier to his studies of all things squirrel, is he truly worthy of that position?
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Re: QSMA?

Postby Curlyjack » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:58 am

I don't have problem with relocating but you may have one when I show with the wife 4 kids and 14 chickens. But then I could be there 24/7 soaking up all the great amount of knowledge so that I can to be a qualified QSMA squirrel scorer.. :lol: :lol:
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Re: QSMA?

Postby Bullie » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:04 am

Local accomadations should be adequate...cept for the chickens.
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Re: QSMA?

Postby EddyBo » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:01 pm

I could volunteer to watch the cluckers while he so long as he is internship, so long as I get to keep the eggs.
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Re: QSMA?

Postby Curlyjack » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:15 pm

Ok then, but I don't want to hear about any barbequing being planned when I drop them off.. :lol: :lol:
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Re: QSMA?

Postby EddyBo » Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:18 pm

Your kidding right, I aint plucking them cluckers, but I will crack some eggs.
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