Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:57 am
me and a buddy went out squirrel hunting yesterday when we came across this horse. i tell my buddy,listen i'm gonna ride this horse,you grab him around the neck and i will jump on. my buddy says,you know i dont think thats such a good idea,he looks pretty wild to me,got an evil look in his eye. i tell him,look i've been on lots of horses,i know what to do we will be fine,trust me. so the horse lets us walk right up to him,calm as can be and lets my friend wrap his arms around his neck,meanwhile i slip along side the horse and throw a leg over him. well,the second my ass hits the saddle this damn horse goes nuts i mean completely ape s#*t. it's buckin' and tossin' and rockin' back and forth,i'm hangin' on for dear life trying to stay in the saddle,my buddys kikin' and screamin' like a girl trying to hang on to this crazy damn horse. i truely believe that if the manager of the Chuky Cheese had'nt had come out and pulled the plug we would have both been killed.