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The Judge wants answers!

Postby patinlouisiana » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:33 pm

This fun, fictional story follows a conversation between a judge and a women getting a divorce. He only really has one question for her, but it quickly becomes clear that the woman just isn't getting it. Check out the story below to see where the misunderstanding comes in and how it is finally resolved.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?" the judged asked, his impatience growing.

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don’t want a divorce," she replied. "I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!"
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Re: The Judge wants answers!

Postby jv » Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:40 pm

Divorce granted :roll:
:rotflol: :rotflol:
RESPECT THE LAND AS WELL AS THE GAME YOU HUNT

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